I feel like abortions should bother me more
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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