i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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