My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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