why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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