The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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