I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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