After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
