she was so not down for the gang bang
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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