sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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