she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize