"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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