We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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