Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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