Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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