you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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