I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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