Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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