Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I need help removing her.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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