Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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