Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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