dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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