I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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