Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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