And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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