arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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