nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
