Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you will always have a special place in my vag
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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