please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
