No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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