Your dad touched me again.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize