and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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