yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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