So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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