i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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