I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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