the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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