so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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