Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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