I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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