She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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