Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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