I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
