return my video game
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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