she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
4 words: hood of his car
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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