I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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