susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Houston, we have a blender
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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