normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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