i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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