Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
this hospital has no fireball
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