have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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