yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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