I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Randomize
